The Generic Splash Advertising Page
October 28th, 2007 by The Money Moose
This formula has been used by 99.3% of successful internet entrepreneurs. Why not you next?
Popularity: 5% [?]
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October 29th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Does that really work?!
I think you also forgot the dodgy music that starts playing when you surf to the site at work.
Are you going to patent this new technology? It certainly seems like a fantabulous dotcom startup idea?
October 29th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
i love how you change what, excuse me for saying this, potentially boring information…and you make it interesting. i mean, really, really interesting! i read like 2 whole, entire posts…which is a lot for me…what with, kids screaming, fighting, stabbing each other with light sabers. i adore this blog. besides the fact that, it is so freaking informative! can i put a link to you onto my blog? would you mind?
October 30th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Martin: Well of course I’ll patent it! I can market my advertising pages with more advertising pages. Then market those advertising pages with other advertising pages. There’ll be so many advertising pages that the person will have no choice but to buy an advertising page.
Melissa: Of course you can put a link to MoneyMoose on your blog! I’m glad you enjoy reading it. Such Simple Pleasures is quite an entertaining blog as well - not always simple or pleasures, but at least I’m assured that they’re always Such.
November 18th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Another key component is the “live customer service” rep named Eliza who insists on speaking with you when you close the page.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
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You’ve exposed my internet marketing secret..
Prepare to be S U E D !!!
(not really..)