By: The Money Moose

The Money Moose — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:56:06 +0000

In a fit of rage after my eight ball said “Outlook Uncertain” 13 times in a row, I smashed it against the wall. I must now find a replacement for good ol’ Norbert (that was his name).

Until then I’m afraid I can’t respond to your question.

I’ll give you some advice, though - the blue liquid inside of those balls is:

1. Impossible to clean
2. NOT delicious
3. Most likely toxic
4. A great alien blood imitation

By: Jenny DeMilo

Jenny DeMilo — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:52:14 +0000

Dear Money Moose, will i be rich beyond my wildest dreams?

Please don’t say “Better not tell you now”

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