MoneyMoose

I have recently invited my good friend and financial partner Baron Kygrtschnytz over to my place for vodka a cup of tea.

(<- The rich Baron himself. That’s a crown, by the way.)

Unfortunately, he seemed a bit down. I was perplexed - normally my Russian comrade was quite cheery and drunk. He was going through a financial slump and had no idea what to do. He was losing his $10,000,000 fortune faster than he could siphon money away to black market dealings.

An interesting situation, though also a very sad one. I couldn’t think of anything that the Baron could possibly do with the millions of dollars, but he bounced ideas off of me (we put Post-Its on dodgeballs. It seemed to cheer him up a bit) until…

An idea finally struck him just as his ball struck my last tooth out. He would buy a small country in Africa and just wait for the profits to roll in.

What excellent ideas the Baron has! He became immediately excited and phoned his secretary back in Moscow to do what had to be done. After processing a check for $29.94, the citizens of
Shakawalamakajar agreed to become a part of Kygrschnytzia.

(<- Africa, with Kygrschnytzia circled in red)

(A major closeup of Kygrschnytzia)

Too close now? Seriously?

Here’s a better shot, along with the national flag (with the animal being a moose. After all, I was the inspiration for all of this.)

Now that you’ve seen Kygrtschnytzia, you can understand just why it’s such a valuable property. Think about it. Africa is filled with plenty of third world areas which can only get better. It’s like finding a penny stock that sells its shares for two cents each - there’s absolutely no possibility of loss whatsoever. As long as you hold in with an investment in Africa, you’ll get a profit.

What are you waiting for? Africa’s calling, and it may just be right for you. Own a piece of land today, before it’s all gone.

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